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A Quarter Pound of Erotic Fanfiction with Dream Baby Press

“It’s storytelling with some of our favorite intellectual properties and characters, but in a totally new and incredible light,” Roif said. Special guests in the audience included internet personality Blizzy McGuire, and in a twist that was almost absurd enough to be natural — Austin Butler and Kaia Gerber.

 

The event saw readers pour their hearts out in the name of this decidedly playful strain of wordplay. The lineup included Mackenzie Thomas, Sophia Anne Caruso, Jon Burgerman, Starr himself, Greta Kline, and to top it off, RHONY star Leah McSweeney.

 

Starr and Roif, the duo behind the bright electricity of the Press’s operation, are hellbent on rewriting the ecosystem of public readings. Past events have unfolded at such venues as a FiDi boxing ring (complete with uproarious jeers and shouts), Peter Pan Donuts (a child was led out by an unprepared parent), and the hallowed ground of a Penn Station Sbarro (no explanation necessary).

 

From the clanks and shouts of normal dinner service downstairs, to the cheers and uncontrollable laughter on the third floor performance space, the night was marked by an interwoven symphony of sound. “I loved hearing the world of Burger King in the background — ‘Number Three!’ and all that being called out during the reading,” McGuire said.

I loved hearing the world of Burger King in the background — ‘Number Three!’ and all that being called out during the reading.

Zack Roif, Matt Starr (left); Sophia Anne Caruso, Leah McSweeney (top right); Ivy Wolk, Mackenzie T (bottom right)

Fanfiction, Starr and Roif explained, is typically read in isolation, perhaps in one’s bed late at night or in a private setting. To take it completely out of place and into the lived environment completely changes the context – into one of humor and humanity. “We had a similar event at Tara Downs gallery, and it was so sweet. It felt like we were at camp, sitting around a fire listening to the horniest, funniest stories,” Starr said.

 

Both are seasoned veterans in major public performances and campaigns. Starr, serving as the gallery director at Trotter & Scholer in the Lower East Side, has an impressive portfolio. His projects include a senior-citizen-casted version of Annie Hall and a widely-lauded escapade over two summers as "Amazon Boy" — a uniformed delivery man with 50 Amazon boxes strapped to his chest. Meanwhile, Roif, an accomplished artist and creative director, has made a significant impact through campaigns for major brands such as Mattel, Mercedes-Benz, and Merch Aid — a COVID-era artist merchandise project. Additionally, he is the co-creator of "Hellvetica”, a deliciously tricky typeface designed with colleague Matthew Woodward, which has been provoking conversations among designers worldwide since its launch.

 

With a portfolio of whimsical projects firmly rooted in rigorous disciplines, the rise of Dream Baby Press unfolds as a thrilling yet natural narrative. It takes something historically formal, such as the literary reading, and reproduces it in a democratic manner that captivates sold-out audiences, sparks elated joy, and fosters continued conversation far beyond the night’s hijinks.

For the latest event, Starr and Roiff worked hand-in-hand with the Burger King team at the Tribeca location. “We were in a really incredible text thread with the managers, who kept sending us periodic decor updates. It was so sweet; they were all so proud and excited to host us.” Starr said. 

 

“There’s nothing quite like being in a group chat with your local Burger King,” Roif added. 

 

The Burger King team shared that this was the first event of its kind hosted on the premises. With the floodgates now open, they are willing to consider hosting any other events pitched their way. 

 

“One of our goals is to put on a show, and make literature entertaining and exciting,” Starr said. “We want to be the WWE of literature.” With all eyes on Dream Baby, a match shrouded in drama and literary whimsy has certainly just begun. Let the starting bell ring.

 

Office pulled the night’s readers for a special edition of Dream Baby’s Love/Hate lists. See below:

Leah McSweeney

 

Loves: Cooking meatballs

Hates: Women cosplaying as Princess Di

Mackenzie Thomas

 

Loves: Dogs that look like me 

Hates: The way pants feel

 

Sophia Anne Caruso

 

Loves: Thinking hard or not thinking at all

Hates: The pressure to be one palatable version of myself for the algorithm

Jon Burgerman

 

Loves: Painting and panting

Hates: Bugs in the bath

Matt Starr

 

Loves: Time Square after 10pm

Hates: The fact that there hasn’t been a good new rom com in years

Greta Kline / Frankie Cosmos

 

Loves: Dioramas

Hates: Diarrhea

Ivy Wolk

 

Loves: Diflucan

Hates: Men asking me if I’m a comic when we are at a comedy related event. Why else would I be there, I’m not the maid

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