Wear the humanwear, be baptised by the water dispenser and join the cult. You will answer yes after the show, “Why and who do you choose to follow? ………Do we sound convincing?”
The models heading for tanning beds bedecked in disposable bags and mermaid tulle, globes and sunsets are offering more than statement silhouettes and “traditional twists on texture” for fashion finding individuality.
If you still need evidence to try “FAUXmosapian the evolution”, this tagline might work: “I would rather be tanning”.